I'd be happy to hang out with him at his castle estate in the countryside, making up songs and crank-calling Heather Mills. That would be great! -- Did I mention my rack? It's fantastic. Yeah, Paul would like me a lot. ...
After three years Rick and I were to be married. The guest list had been sent out and I was scheduled for my final fitting of my gown. The church and hall booked and our honeymoon trip to Cancun booked. What could go wrong? ...
You've all been on the edge of your seats wondering, "Where in the world is Prunella Jones?" while humming that Carmen Sandiego song, right? Okay, probably not. (Curse you!) Where have I been, though? Was I out taking the virginity of ...
